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You Brought it on Yourself

Michael Michaels

My corduroy beat up your (greedy) velveteen --

one sad soul destined for doom

and think of things that might've been

In the hollow of the room.

Michael Michaels has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Not Really

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:16

You and Yours

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:13

You Brought it on Yourself

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:04