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Poem 1319

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Yellow Jell-O

Becki Joppru

Yellow Jell-o, how you shimmer in the sun
Yellow Jell-o, eating you is lots of fun

Hello, Jell-o, it's time to fill my tum'
Jell-o Jell-o, sans my teeth it's you I'll gum

Yellow Jell-o, such wiggly jiggly yum
Yellow Jell-o, to you I'll always run

Becki Joppru has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Becki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Becki's latest works:

Our Love is Not Cheez Wiz

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:27

Yellow Jell-O

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:20