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Yellow

jeffREY reese

I don't like the color yellow
It really harsh's my mellow
The color does not taste good in jello
It has no buddy or fellow
It's like the blade of a l awn mower
and i'm it's piece of grass
it just cuts down my mass
it makes my eyes bleed
when it leaves i feel freed
i really don't like the color yellow
it annoys me like spongebob's hellow
like kayne's fee flow
i'm calling out no homo

jeffREY reese has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of jeffREY's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of jeffREY's latest works:

yellow

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:29

Yellow

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:28