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Yeah like Peach
Turner Crotchkey
My Ma give me a peach.
So's I wouldn't screech.
on our way to the beach.
Where I could catch a leech.
But I couldn't reach.
And the nun couldn't teach.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: