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Ye Query of Mine Fury Cubit-length

Yonnath Nach

Once upon one query I hath,
I pray assist me,
Lest fear mine wrath.
Such strangeth thing for be it that,
Unlawful things be tit-for-tat.

So I asketh thee...
What beeth illegal?
For is ye act so very regal?
I ask again,
What beeth illegal?
Doth I require a paralegal?

Protip,
These following words shalt thou not skip:

For:

RAPE IS ILLEGAL!
RAPE IS ILLEGAL!

Yonnath Nach has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 5/1/09. Read more of Yonnath's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Yonnath's latest works:

Dan Brown's Mission on the Cubit-Length Query

Submitted Apr 30th 2009, 02:59

Sushi-X's Foot-length Answer

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 09:02

I WANT KNOW WHAT IS FOOT-LONG QUESTION AND WHY IS ILLEGAL!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 00:56