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Y'all Arose, Soft Taxes

Jason Henninger

Oh the Jell-O rose affects us
in ways we've never known
it makes our goats eat scarabs
as we eat microphones

Oh the cello Rosicrucians
they wrote to Johnny Depp
and told him to catch crocodiles
and dress like Imhotep

Oh the yell of Rasta hexes
keeps cursing me to sleep.
Forgive me if I'm cuneiform
and all my words are deep.

Jason Henninger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jason's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jason's latest works:

I Want

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:17

Y'all Arose, Soft Taxes

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:16

Gerald

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:12