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YOU SUCK
Anapest Dactyl
Write more clearly,
Better, and also,
More sincerely.
Wait no, scratch the last part.
We've seen your best efforts and,
They fall well short of art.
You say you might like to teach?
We really can't encourage that, see,
Your test scores were quite good
But you failed to reach
The semi-secret required number
Of hours volunteered
to prove your
dedication, it really isn't clear.
We really are quite sorry
To have led you on this way.
As you leave, for your troubles,
Take this useless English lit BA,
And give us forty-thousand dollars.
Anapest Dactyl has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anapest's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anapest's latest works: