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Poem 1465

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Worms of Corruption

Kiki VonMerryslacks

Feces abound!
Gather around!
Worms of corruption!
Oh, how you are found!

Twirling and whirling
Like the blade of a knife
Your cateclismic eruptions
Cause so much strife

Into the intestine
And into the soul
Piercing the hearts
And leaving them cold.

Worms of corruption
Sneak into our lives
And wriggle back out
like awkward high-fives.

Conglomerate my mind
Into a gigantic sigh
Am I going to lose this sordid game
Or will the worms be going to die?

The final day is drawing near
Of the worms, we may be clear
What’s that slimy sound I hear:
CORRUPTION!!! Feces abound!

Kiki VonMerryslacks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kiki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kiki's latest works:

Fight Talk

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:44

Aptitude: Clich

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:25

Summer's Eve

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:03