Very Bad Poetry

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Very Bad Archive

Working Women

Flora Grande

Working gals are about to break
Working women need protein steak
Working gals don't know REM
Working women take Tylenol PM
Working gals avoid the store
Working women value meal four
Working gals get drive-thru lunches
Working gals do not do crunches
Working women count their hours
Working gals tend plastic flowers
Working gals have no romance
Working gals choose cheap cigarettes
Time for a smoke break

Flora Grande has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Flora's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Flora's latest works:

Cheek fingertip moth ear

Submitted Jun 11th, 09:28

Working Women

Submitted Jun 11th, 09:21

I Think I'm in Love with Jack Morgan

Submitted Jun 6th, 07:55