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Poem 1511

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WoW, you're bad

Calvin Winningham

You rolled a rogue
because you have no skill,
on that priest
you couldn't get a single kill,

now it's easy
you just gank lowbies in STV,
that stun lock
will stop any chance to flee,

fan of knives
the best AoE,
mutilate
the best PvP,

you cannot be stopped
evasion, sprint, cloak of skillz,
you're a rogue
fucking impossible to kill...

Calvin Winningham has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Calvin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Calvin's latest works:

WoW, you're bad

Submitted Feb 26th 2009, 08:59