Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 740

Very Bad Archive

Wild Bill Turned Out Normal

Turner Crotchkey

volkswagon, careening psychotically
thru the asphalt parking lot
drunk on ripple
drinking beer out of his cavalry boots
carrying a dead skunk down to the mill
tieing it to the bumpers of lover's cars
it worked then, and it would work today

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:14