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When Time Ends

Sven Gunderbloom

When time ends
and friends depart
I open my pants
and spread my feet apart
When flowers bloom
upon the silky shore
maybe other people laugh
but not me
because I am poor.
when time ends...
when time ends...
when time ends...

Sven Gunderbloom has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sven's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sven's latest works:

When Time Ends

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 11:53

When Time Ends

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 11:52