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When Time Ends

Sven Gunderbloom

When time ends
and lovers roam here and there
Most friends say WHOA nelly
and eat toast with butter..but no jelly.
When time begins
once again
without clues nor happenstance, then Jesus Christ himself says
Not this time fat ass.

Sven Gunderbloom has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sven's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sven's latest works:

When Time Ends

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 11:53

When Time Ends

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 11:52