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Wheezy Burger Stool

Dombhading .

I am very sleepy

I want to sleep everyday all night all the time in the world!

I cannot sleep right now you know

For I am very busy doing my homework in a subject...

That is so very, very, very, very, very, hard to

accomplish everything in one
Sitting onwards, left to right.

I love my bed so much that all I want to do is find my way back into love.

That’s it? No more homework I had enough of it, silly me!
I will go to sleep.

Now!

Whatever, I will never ever go to sleep right before your very eyes!

I will just catch forty winks today and I love myself.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06