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What it looks like

K. E. Lakely

I kind of sort of looks a little
like a saggy hot dog
with veins

ewwwww

with skin jumbled up
towards the base
and prickly hair near
the base
and extra sagging skin

ewwwwwwwww

It's dripping at the raw end
like it has been dipped in
something unpleasant

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Apparently, my grandfather
needs to wash
his hands,
because his saggy old
pointer finger has been
dipped in
something unpleasant

K. E. Lakely has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of K. E.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of K. E.'s latest works:

What it looks like

Submitted Jun 24th 2010, 11:07

Goldy

Submitted Jun 24th 2010, 11:01