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What?

Ellie whitaker

Why would I be in trouble
with the San Antonio Humane Society
Mate, I live in Australia.
Orstralia.. Downunder
with a big bridge and all
I don't even know those San.. whatever.. people..
Do they send spies over to our beaches, eyes sticking up from under the sand
to see if us Aussies are being cruel to sharks?
I want it on record that I've never smacked a shark.
I HAVE kissed a stingray
through the aquarium glass
I believe in that sort of interplanetary ocean worldly stuff.

Ellie whitaker has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ellie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ellie's latest works:

You People are Fun!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 13:40

What?

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 14:12

January Blues

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 13:32