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Were Done

Matthew Forssander

Rutabagas are red
Blueberries are blue
This isn’t gonna work,
I’m breaking up with you.

I figured it out
When you took my mammoth
That you were really nuts,
I started to panic

When you pulled my hair,
Put it in that bag
When I saw that shrine,
It gave me a scare

You are super weird
And you have a beard
You might be a guy
So I got to fly
You’re on your own…
Sianara psycho.

Matthew Forssander has published another poem since joining on 5/10/10. Read more of Matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Matthew's latest works:

Were Done

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:56

Were Done

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:54