Very Bad Archive
Weight Loss Poetic, Part 2
Robert Hawkins
Tyrone Gluteais Maximus
feeling niggardly giving any acclaim.
To Miss Isheed Nott for beating his meat story.
And being first on the scene
for the bust of Miss Bobbies
which was huge.
Her total weight weight loss
story will be front page news.
Miss Isheed Nott probably has the story in the can.
And on the way to becoming news.
Tyrone Gluteais Maximus wasn't niggardly in pursuit
to get in the story too.
Gathering his news crew none of which had on hand bust experience.
Getting two cops to escort him and his five crew.
Getting in the elevator to go up to film Miss Bobbies bust.
The floor of the elevator went up while the rest of the elevator did not.
Compacting Tyrone Gluteais Maximus two cops and five crew into a messy stew.
The no longer prim lady in the form fitting spandex suit.
A homocidal beauty with a sinister smile dropped a
package of thermite down the elevator shaft.
The smile turns to a sinister chuckle.
Sorry you guys but thats the news.
rlh
note: are you thinking that
Miss Bobbie an Honey are one and the same.
any one, any body for part3
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: