Very Bad Poetry

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Turner Crotchkey

Gdzie robi rozpoczynam?
koń przed zanim cart
zrobił JA fart albo shart?


Kto thou sztuka artystyczny?
Wy nie jesteście tak ięc piekący dają mnie popierają moje strzałki!

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00