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Waiting for Godot to Buy My Crack

saad hopkins

I sees the womens they's dressed in black
First one skinny; second one fat
They lips ain't movin' there ain't no chat
So I walks up to 'em, "You want some Crack?"

Skinny said 'No', and so did Fat
They don't want my shit, how about that!
Standin' on this street corner, you going to get shot or going to get jacked
So you best be wantin' somethin'.
You best be wantin' crack.

saad hopkins has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of saad's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of saad's latest works:

Waiting for Godot to Buy My Crack

Submitted Jul 25th 2008, 01:05