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W,T,F,

Granger Dupont

WTF is with water, its clear
WTF is with calculaters, they make you seem stupid
WTF is with is with trees, they're so tall
WTF is with being tall, you hit your head a lot

WTF is with pictures, they're not real
WTF is with is with kiwis, they're fuzzy and green
WTF is with artificial sweetener, it gives you cancer
WTF is with cancer, it sucks

WTF is with dolphins, they're not even fish
WTF is with info-mercials, they're never real
WTF is with flowers, they just smell and die
WTF is with death, it stops you from living

WTF is with kitten calenders, they're not cute
WTF is with guys who take muscle pics of themselves holding dunbells and stuff, they're gay
WTF is with the astronaut in the top left corner, he's not bad poetry
WTF is with bad poetry, I mean, WTF?!?!

Granger Dupont has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Granger's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Granger's latest works:

Know this Now

Submitted May 24th 2009, 12:46

Eggle Fuck

Submitted May 24th 2009, 12:31

W,T,F,

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 08:02