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Jorgen Grazbozkie

Mother was kind, gentle and wise -
With an ample bosom and laughing blue eyes -
She'd feed us constantly,
Then flog us wantonly -
Smoke cigars and drink beer with the guys.

Jorgen Grazbozkie has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jorgen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jorgen's latest works:

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Submitted Jul 16th 2008, 09:57