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Vote For Obama

Leonard Diaria

when I was young I rode a llama

and skated at the roller-rama

we were too poor to own pajamas

and that is why I'll vote for Obama.

Leonard Diaria has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Leonard's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Leonard's latest works:

Boner

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 11:21

Dan Badger

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 07:46

Republican Blues

Submitted Jul 10th 2008, 03:29