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Robert Hawkins

Well if you ask me?
As a member of masculine?
most impotrantly?
(lol)
What I want creberal active good pussy.
What the hell I'm lieing I'm dieing.
After I have many many hours ardous sex with her?
see?
See?
What!
what!
I don't mind fat!
Hey bitch!
Best have a brain come along with it.
When I do you babe?
Got to do me!
Thus aware.
She speaks.
I got lots of money Bobby.
Overwhelmed.
Total grief.
I'm in hell.
I'm in hell.
Why yess honey.
Stick your bucks.
In my box.
I'm your messenger.
I'm going to hell.
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bobby 6/13/11

yes do quantify?
take two asprin.
,,, I don't do money.
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Damn I just wanted a woman.
Whom when we ain't fuckin.
At least talking.
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And to you?
You know who.
Slut.
I could fall in love with you.
Bag,,, you ole bag?
Damn!!
Might I spend few years with you?
You ole bag,, sleep next to me.
Yeah,, love you to.
Ole bag.
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luv bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51