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Very Bad Poetry
Teen Queen
Steve's a genius for this, I shall give him oral pleasure in a ways of saying thanks
Than buy him and his buddies a couple of dranks
I love this site so much, I could spend all day on it
Writing everything about nothing and some pretty stupid shit
Very bad poetry makes school not so boring
I'm on here having a blast while the other kids are snoring
If you haven't already, you should submit some of your crap
Don't worrying about it being too good, I'm sure it will get VBP's poet snaps
Just reading this shit gives me joy I can't not explain
But I'll put it equvilant to that of getting brain.
Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works: