Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 224

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Very Bad Poetry

Robert Hawkins

Word slingers like me.
Can from the VBP precipice.
With a veneer of imagination.
Sling away.
Even if some hits the fan.

There's to be bloodletting,
the pervading screams of the
anguished.
Senceless suicides.
Our surviving readers rendered semi-comatose.
Become writers for VBP.
A few of which the staff
at Very Bad Poetry doubt
would qualify as mammals.

But with a name like
Very Bad Poetry.
You have to be one who walks
looking at the stars and falls in the sewer and comes out with inspiration
for a poem.
rlh

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Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51