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Venereal Breakfast Food

DeVrie Heeves

My true love doth appear ethereal

I know not whether she's coporeal

sugar pops is my favorite cereal

its gots lots of sugar but ain't venereal

DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works:

Venereal Breakfast Food

Submitted Jul 25th, 07:03

Bernie

Submitted Jun 20th, 05:47

Karl's Rectal Adventure

Submitted May 20th, 07:23