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Xander Gasbrake
That boy thinks I'm a Pokemon
That boy wants to use his hardened Metapod on me
He wants my Leech Seed all over his face
And he wants to make my BulbaSaur.
That boy wants to Wrap and Entangle his legs around me
That boy wants me on his PokeBalls
That boy has some Vine Whips, see?
And... ohhh... sorry, boy, I'm not into Hydro Pump, especially on THAT part of my body
Sorry, boy, this Discharge ain't for you
I'm not into your Nasty Plot
My girl made cookies for me and I intend to Cubone her
Xander Gasbrake has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Xander's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Xander's latest works: