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Vegan Dilemma

Xander Gasbrake

She made me some cookies
Filled with love and longing
She made me some cookies
My stomach is growling

But I'm a vegan
So I must protest
However, something I know is not vegan
Is that young girl's breasts

i would also like her goodies as ciara has so wonderfully put it
also i would like her mega step
Mmm. Mega Step.

Xander Gasbrake has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Xander's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Xander's latest works:

Vegan Question

Submitted Mar 30th 2009, 15:14

Vegan Dilemma

Submitted Mar 30th 2009, 14:57