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Poem 1552

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Varrious Positions of Kitty

Craig Leaf


always the touch of THE must shall,
HAVE...WHO is smile is THE most great
common divisor of dolls
focusses in the sweet she's all icing
real as your perfect marridge and
Far more couragos than any commando
food must eat cost must food and so it the price of your consumption
Amused by you... corking brute
amused unspontaneous. cute,
skilled in quick softness. unequal
BREASTED BABY - PROSTITUTE

Craig Leaf has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Craig's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Craig's latest works: