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Valentine

Jamie Scott

to my dearest divine, valentine,
your silhouette cuts a most fine line,
i must admit that this is true,
there are very few, a better view, than you,

and yes...

the lines of your body ARE cast in perfection,
and your beautiful smooth curves DO give me an erection,

this is fact so certainly true,
but honestly not what draws me to you,
as hard as i try i cannot construe,
a mystery most dense, my mind wont pursue,

a notion so void of logic and rationality,
i can only put down to your personality,
i will not rest until you are mine,
your ever loving, secret valentine.

ps. i apologise for the poem written in this letter,
i would have, if i could have, only done better.

Jamie Scott has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jamie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jamie's latest works:

Angst!

Submitted Jun 4th 2009, 03:38

HOW TO BEWILDER A BUILDER

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:43

The Suekeeper

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:01