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Poem 2620

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VOLCANO

Kim Mapstead

The tilting volcano
Blowing it's face
To the untainted east
Vomiting black tar,
Feverish heat
Glowing beneath the spew,
"Ah Choo!" It sneezes
And a grey cloud is blown
Smogging up the air,
Worse than California.
For days it goes on
Passing it's illness
To the rest of those
in it's environment.
The sick Volcano.

Kim Mapstead has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kim's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kim's latest works:

VOLCANO

Submitted May 26th 2010, 11:27