Very Bad Poetry

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Urge!!##

Half Awake

I stumbled upon the password to my long lost Very Bad Poetry account,

I stumbled upon the password to my long lost Very Bad Poetry account,

and i felt the urge....deep down...way down,

and i felt the urge....deep down...way down,

and i felt the urge, to type out, scream out,

and i felt the urge, to type out, scream out!



Half Awake has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Half's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Half's latest works:

Urge!!##

Submitted Mar 24th 2011, 12:53

Half Awake feeling Sleepy!

Submitted Mar 10th 2009, 14:27

Uhh la la! On the beach!

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 12:43