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Underwear

The Pogi

they were pink
he recalled
as he got out
of his blue ones
weren't u wearing pink bunny?
he asked her coyly
bunny din't say, but
just lay
wondering if she should care
about her boyfriend
stealing her underwear

--Pogi&S

The Pogi has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The's latest works:

Wormy

Submitted Jun 6th 2011, 02:54

Three Haikus

Submitted Mar 18th 2010, 11:03

Stink

Submitted Apr 30th 2009, 11:57