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Under Bushes

Noah Wez

There is a Penis.
It could be mine, it looks just like it,
No! Silly thinking me, mine is still attached
While this one is dry and severed.
Ew!

Procreation is Gross.

Noah Wez has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Noah's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Noah's latest works:

Wearing a Hat

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:46

Playing Guitar

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:44

A Lamp-post

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:42