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Poem 2560

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Ulysses Grant S

Daniella Princess of Doom

Today comes Franz
the hipster scene
low rider truck,
low rider jeans.
"The hills is on"
says plastic otter
they eat their lunches on their
tummies
rubbing elbows,
"this shits yummy."

the sun blocked out by
flashing bulbs
look at franz he eats his clothes
he smiles at you
he likes your crew
that guy with the one big shoe

today is fame
tomorrow obscure
the otters like your deodorant ad
"rad!"




Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57