Very Bad Archive
Ugly
Teen Queen
I knew this guy, he was so ugly
The kids pointed at him and screamed because he looks scary
His nose is crooked, his eyes are big
If he had one more fat roll, we'd call him a pig
But I learned something about Mr. Ugly, that no one else knew
His eyes may be big but his dick is too.
Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works: