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Poem 79

Very Bad Archive

UNDERGROUND

Barack Obama

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

Barack Obama has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Barack's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Barack's latest works:

UNDERGROUND

Submitted Mar 31st 2007, 09:31

POP

Submitted Mar 31st 2007, 09:31