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Anonymous Thomas
My wrist hurts.
My arm aches.
Is it because I masturbated?
Is it because I waked it too much?
Does it hurt because I cummed too fast?
Does it hurt because I cummed too slow?
Why oh why?
Why oh why do I do this in the basement. In the attic. In my bedroom. All doors are locked.
I'm not clean until morning.
Koalas don't masturbate though.
Do you?
Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works: