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Twin Peaks

Emily Reeve

I sit in front of my computer
reading the news
and blogging about politics
I'm also watching a young Kyle MacLaughin totally reject a hottie just because she's too young.
My fingers snap--just out of compulsion--and I fight myself from falling asleep.
The second season really isn't as good as the first...
but Audrey's still a babe
and that dwarf sure is creepy.

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22