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Twilight

Amanda Olszowka

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Although roses can be red, pink, yellow, green, but don’t get me started on that subject, that’s for another day
Anyways, roses are red
Violets are violet
Ill stick to you
Like Edward on Bella
In my twilight DVD
They were so happy together, you see
Werewolves and vampires
They like violets
Because they aren’t blue
They’re violet
I appreciate the roses I get
From Edward in twilight
We know each other very well
We’re together, you see
He left Bella for me
He brings me roses
And violets
He knows what I like
That is why we’re together

Amanda Olszowka has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Amanda's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Amanda's latest works:

Twilight

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:14

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Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:14