Very Bad Archive
Twat
Turner Crotchkey
come on over here and show me what you got
you didn't buy that at the store, so where did it get bought
the pockets of your trousers are overflowing with yellow-green snot
your girlfriends allergic to penicillin, and has a phosphoresent twat
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: