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Twas Beauty that Killed the Beast

Skyler Latshaw

My love for you is like King Kong,
Big, huge,
Strong.
My love for you is like King Kong,
Sweeping you off your feet
And breaking the jaws of rival T-Rexes buying for your affecti-ong.

My love for you is like King Kong,
Chained, broken, captured by your beauty,
Shown off in a New York City theatre where it breaks loose,
Plows through the wall and terrorizes the city,
Grabbing you and climbing the Empire State Building
And swatting at the planes that try to keep us apart
Until I fall to the cold hard street
And die with you in my arms, in my heart.

My love for you is like King Kong.

Skyler Latshaw has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Skyler's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Skyler's latest works:

Just Like My Heart

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:52

Lost Love

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:52

The Bay

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:51