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Poem 955

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Turtle Named Grapefruit

Kara Scartaccini

a turtle named grapefruit
swims in the water
a turle named grapefruit
sits and stares

a turtle named grapefruit
became my great friend
a turtle named grapefuit
was purchased in an alley.

Kara Scartaccini has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kara's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kara's latest works:

Lost an Eyelash

Submitted Sep 3rd 2008, 01:02

Turtle Named Grapefruit

Submitted Sep 3rd 2008, 00:57