Very Bad Poetry

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Truancy

Bum Lewis

VIGOR VIGOR
a waif did tell lies

Shaken not stirred
I will have 2 more please

WOAH WOAH Turtles in H-Land
Share a smile with me

I have a dream
I have a dream catcher

Cheese made my stockings fly through the air
That's okay

I have limburger next to my arm

Bum Lewis has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bum's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bum's latest works:

Everyone's Favorite, Candy Corn"

Submitted Jan 16th 2010, 00:30

Truancy

Submitted Jan 16th 2010, 00:25

Argophasm

Submitted Jan 16th 2010, 00:21