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Tropic of my Lovejones

Kiki VonMerryslacks

Why dost thou traverse
in the tropic of my lovejones?

The sweaty tears from your heart fall like precipice fromthe fruitful skies of yore.

The aeroplane of yonder fantasies
floats o’er Fallopians of time,

as goddess sandals beckon and bind
the warm wind
of your manimalistic
yet slightly effeminating touch.

Whenceforth withhold thy sexual chocolate
from the watery dens of maidens aforementioned?

Caress the solstice of thunderclouds in unison
which lightning in the paradise of my soul.

Kiki VonMerryslacks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kiki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kiki's latest works:

Fight Talk

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:44

Aptitude: Clich

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:25

Summer's Eve

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:03