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Trivia Poem #328

Michael Reed

Q1: Who was the Soviet Premier during the Cuban Missile Crisis?
Q2: The first Baptist church in America was established in what future state?
Q3: Stonewall Jackson's real name was Thomas J. Jackson. What does the "J" stand for?
Q4: The Bohr radius was originally supposed to describe the minimum distance between an electron orbit and the nucleus of what simple atom?
Q5: On 'Gilligan's Island', what was the nickname that Mr. Howell called Mrs. Howell?
Q6: Which state quarter shows a cow, an ear of corn, and a round of cheese?

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Answers to Trivia Poem #328:
A1: Don't know, don't care.
A2: Does it really matter?
A3: Not my problem.
A4: That's a stupid question.
A5: I don't give a rat's patootie.
A6: I'm so disinterested I wouldn't even waste the three seconds to Google it.

Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Is God a Retard?

Submitted Dec 31st 2009, 10:38

Fast Food Restaurant Drive-up Window Attendant

Submitted Dec 10th 2009, 10:08

So This Is Heaven?

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:32