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Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Robert Hawkins

Rover gets over and off.
She lay in relaxation arms spread.
Her naked body sheen of glistening wet.
Nipples ridged soft thighs wide.
As Rover her German sheperd.
Was furiously pumping away.
She stroked him.
Good doggie.
Ready to go again?
Rover take over.
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bobby
Now Emily will say I give her the willies and much wapum.
You know I mentioned was fishing?
Know what I caught?
Yeah,, babe,, I caught you Emily.
I could have lied and said a tuna fish.
And hey Emily.
You don't even look like a tuna fish Emily.
You got bigger tits than any tuna fish.
And,,,and, much better to eat,,,, my fine Emily Reeve.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51