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Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Robert Hawkins

Hot-boxing again.
Beautiful pastoral setting.
Sun near zenith.
Emily peering.
Seeing Bobby on his knees.
Is he praying?
As such a beautiful day.
No!!!
Bobby is hot-boxing sheep.
That son-of-a-bitch.
Got me and he's boxing sheep.
Son-of-a-bitch.
Damn sheep.
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bobby
Still fishing.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

In Excelsis Gloria Cosily Dead

Submitted Oct 24th, 20:20

Female Symptomatic

Submitted Oct 6th, 21:18

Memories Not Disneyland

Submitted Oct 6th, 20:58