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Tribute to Michael Reed
Robert Hawkins
Michael Reed beat me up.
I have a hernia and I'm blind.
Michael Reed is no good socked me in the eye.
Bloodied my nose.
And all I said was I write better he did.
Tire iron across skull stated his objection.
Burning his tires on top my body didn't help either.
As I dragged my mortal remains to recieve my Pulitser Prize.
Michael Reed had heated it up.
Instantly set me on fire.
Crisply I deliver my smoking tribute.
While holding the microphone that I couldn't let go.
At 50.000 volts with 10 amps.
Michael Reed is the best poet.
As there is little left of me Bobby.
Emily Reeve casually hoses off the stage for Michael Reed.
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bobby
note; teasing Michael Reed.
Only thing negative I can say about Michael Reed is well he don't look like Emily Reeve.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: